Grand Plan at the Kingdom by the River 15

By Peter G. Jimenea

Hole of Justice

The internet enabled me to overcome the self-censorship of local papers which used to publish my columns. Hydrocephallus might have succeeded in barring my opinion pieces from papers in the kingdoms by the Lunok (temporarily, by the Mall) and by the River but my ideas still got across to readers.

Despite the carrot-and-stick tactic he employed on local publishers my thoughts still landed in hard copies across the Guam(aras) Strait to the kingdoms of Smiles and Khan Laon. The Bisaya Daily Star, the leading newspaper there has patronized my columns, freely helping itself on my columns posted in my blog <peterjimenea.blogspot.com>. Thanks to publisher Nymphet Lionhearted for picking my pieces.

Hydrocephallus offered local publishers advertisement contracts in exchange for suppressing my columns. They bit the bait which only shows that press freedom faces grave risks in the conventional media. My consolation however, is that, the internet particularly the blogs and social networks like FaceBook and Twitter more than made up for the vacuum and carried forth the cause of justice.

Despite his success in shutting me out in the local papers, Hydrocephallus was unable to shield himself from the blows yours truly delivered in these series. He was so thoroughly exposed as a scheming charlatan that he now behaves like a timid puppy with tail between its legs.

The storm is almost over for Ma’am Malou, the Kingdom Information Office (KIO) and her assistant Bikya whose names were deleted from the payroll on orders of Hydrocephallus in conspiracy with Tibakla and Gin Butlog of the human resources office. The trio wanted the KIO and her assistant to submit new job descriptions tantamount to conceding to demotion and to Hydrocephallus’s bid to usurp the position of KIO. They missed their salaries in February but they prevailed in the end.

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Last March 8, I paid King Tura and Dok a visit. They were cordial and they did not take it against me for writing these series unmasking Hydrocephallus and his Jijimons who hatched the so-called “Grand Plan”. Before I left, King Tura smiled and muttered: “Thank you.”

He could be grateful for my columns which exposed the “Grand Plan” as a sinister plot of Hydrocephallus and the Jijimon media to take over key positions preparatory to the entry of Bogart. That scenario is based on the premise that King Tura is sickly and is likely to exit before his term ends.

Hydrocephallus’s loyalty rests on Bogart and his Big Man, the duke in the southern fiefdom. It was Bogart and Big Man who engaged the services of abogado de campanilla Boy Aklas to defend Hydrocephallus from the multi-million damage suit filed by Doc MacJohn bin Ali which is pending today.

Kalipay, Hydrocephallus’s erstwhile business associate, testified in court in favour of plaintiff Doc McJohn. She told the court that Hydrocephallus created a web page in the internet and stuffed it with filth against the plaintiff. He was enraged after Doc MacJohn refused to promote his muni-muni Ritz Jacerla. Actually, the defendant wanted Ms. Evident kicked out from the hospital so that her position be taken over by his muni-muni.

This muni-muni, a married woman, was also the reason why he lost a high paying job in a project funded by the Canadian Urban Institute (CUI), after his wife Rutchild filed a formal complaint for his adulterous tie with the muni-muni, which scandal was corroborated by the petition filed by his co-workers who complained that he and muni-muni turned the office into a motel.

Turning offices into motels seems to be his forte, like what he did in his recent employment at the Kingdom by the River last February 27, a Sunday, where he and Ritz Jacerla played paupas damang from  morning until 4 pm.